December 2012
2 posts
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some nights i wish that this all would end
cos i could use some friends for a change
October 2012
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September 2012
1 post
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went to maccas
ordered chicken bacon deluxe meal
had to wait 10 minutes in waiting bay cos they said they’re waiting on the fries
got the burger but no fries
had to wait again
got the fries (which were soggy)
left
took a look at the burger
burger was missing bacon and tomato
cried
no but reli FUCK YOU, MACCAS!
it was supposed to be my celebratory meal for getting full marks on my...
August 2012
3 posts
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
the night bloggers, they have arrived.
July 2012
1 post
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[[MORE]]”if you do this again i will break up with you. this is not healthy.”
this amazing relationship > my urge to self-harm
June 2012
1 post
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i miss my bubby )':
May 2012
8 posts
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so apparently i've spent over $4500 dollars since...
all those fairytales are full of shit, one more...
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April 2012
7 posts
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pizza
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[[MORE]]can i just kill myself now
I like being alone.
buddhacoffee:
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being...
March 2012
7 posts
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gave babyface a cd named "wand erection" filled...
he’s gonna play it tomorrow while he’s working with andrew who hates one direction too ajhfnjdfaldjhgafnehehehhehe
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my legs look fucking disgusting. the one (two, rather..) thing that i was actually pretty confident with showing off now looks a wreck… great. i didn’t even think i could look any worse… fucking hell.
February 2012
13 posts
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babyface said “i love you” really loudly while we walked past a bunch of people today. would’ve been cute if he didn’t sound like he was mad at me but he said he had to sound like that cos he wanted to be heard hahahahaha guess we’re even on shouting those words in public now hmm
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one direction causes the stupidest smiles on my...
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hair is even shorter now
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not sure what to think of short hair at the moment
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what a brilliant start to valentines day.
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babyface
January 2012
23 posts
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first day of following my weight-loss rules
actually obeyed every single one today! wait no actually i lied, i need one more cup of water brb.
OK DONE. i feel so amazing and accomplished. :’)
on a semi-related note, i’m gonna make macarons again tomorrow and fatten everyone else around me HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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so hungry but i just made a set of rules and one...
sister’s boyfriend thinks my rules are stupid.
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sister is talking to her boyfriend on the phone